George Parker
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George Parker: why the Howard Gossage way is the right way to converse with consumers
Howard Gossage invented social media before most of the juvenile retards now claiming to have done it (and suing the…
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George Parker: the truth about advertising – actually Howard Gossage got there already
Anyone with enough fortitude to endure my ramblings (This is the nineteenth bloody episode of “Confessions of a Mad Man”…
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George Parker: why social pimping is all the rage in advertising – but not with me!
If you remember, in last week’s episode, I explained the balls out, diamond hard, number one tactic to be unfailingly…
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George Parker: why top-notch bullshitting really matters – just look at the history of ‘branding’
In which our hero continues his tour of the computer industry with observations on, among other things, the art of…
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George Parker: How I put Qwest on the map for JWT (pity the client then went to jail)
Moving on from (Silicon Valley) douchenozzles… Now, it’s time for intrepid freelancer George Parker to meet The Prince. His name…
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George Parker: of Leonardo Da Vinci, Philippe Kahn and various other Silicon Valley types
Two Parkers for the price of one this week (holidays and all that, normal schedule returns w/c August 5). George…
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Rom Autentic and McCann try to put Bucharest on its rightful place on the map
The Romanians are obviously pissed off with people (including Athletico Madrid fans who flew to the wrong place) who confuse…
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George Parker: life among the douchenozzles and princes of the computer games industry
George is still in Silicon Valley, among the douchenozzles (with an occasional prince – but not this week). For new…
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Are Kmart’s street-smart kids talking our language?
Is this new ad from DraftFCB for Kmart irritating or what? My friend George Parker of Adscam fame is in…
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