The king of the voiceovers Orson Welles was not impressed by Findus frozen peas in July

They say you should never work with children or animals – and working with celebs can clearly pose problems too.

The great Orson Welles used to top up his forever needy coffers with voiceovers and occasionally appearances in ads, for Domecq sherry I seem to recall.

Here’s a version by Neal Williams of a famous altercation between Welles and a pained but polite advertising type about a voiceover for Findus frozen peas; the great man is not impressed by the script (our thanks to George Parker for this one).

But if it all made sense would there be any advertising?