Reading in MAA that Mother’s new campaign for Sky will continue to feature Idris Elba, I felt driven to burden MAA readers with my thoughts on “Star Fucking” in the ad biz. For years the title was held by BBDO, ...
Read More »George Parker: bring back the birds!
On the subject of big brand travails including Kraft Heinz which we covered yesterday, George Parker of Adscam fame reminds us of his experiences, detailed in Confessions of a Mad Man. Besides my never to be forgotten adventures with Mr ...
Read More »George Parker: the unvarnished (and newly bionic) solution for the ad business
So, I just spent four days in hospital being transformed into the Bionic Man. (Having a Pacemaker installed in my manly chest.) Everything went fine, although the picture in the attic is now at its final stage of magnificent putrefaction. ...
Read More »George Parker: what good is a new name or logo?
I’ve been in the ad biz since Genghis Khan invented the USP. So, consequently, I’ve been around the track a few times and I wish I had a dollar, or a quid, for every time I’ve been told by people ...
Read More »George Parker: how I played and lost the P&G numbers game
News in last week’s Ad Age that that Procter & Gamble is reorganizing its management structure to get greater efficiencies from its semi-autonomous business units, almost made me choke on my breakfast beer. No matter how it reorganizes itself it ...
Read More »George Parker: listen dude, Bob Hoffman’s new book on advertising is…awesome
As you would expect from my fellow curmudgeon, Bob Hoffman’s new book, “Laughing @ Advertising,” is a scathing indictment of the current state of the ad biz… But one done with a wonderful combination of sarcasm, obscenities and humor. I ...
Read More »George Parker: Steve Jobs, the not-so-family man
This week sees the publication of “Small Fry,” the tell-all book by Steve Jobs’ first daughter, Lisa, and her less than fortunate experiences with a father that refused to acknowledge her for years, even though DNA tests proved conclusively that ...
Read More »Adscam’s George Parker: my Top Tip for Cannes – and some candidates for the tip
To Cannes or not to Cannes In his infinite wisdom Stephen has asked me, along with others, If I can tear myself away from Harry and Meghan, to share my views on the upcoming Cannes “Festival of Fucktardliness.” As usual, ...
Read More »George Parker: everything you need to know about the ad biz
When I first set foot in the USA in 1962 after disembarking from the Queen Mary as a snot nosed student, I had been devious enough to have wangled myself an interview with the great British man of advertising, David ...
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