Corporate life used to be conducted according to certain well-mannered rules, even if the nature of the beast was ‘red in tooth and claw.’
But the decision by, first, Vodafone and then, in the most cowardly fashion, by EE (owner of Orange and T-Mobile and surely one of the most dysfunctional corporate entities on earth) to withdraw their business from phone retailer Phones 4U leaves a bad taste in the mouth.
More than that, obviously, for the thousands of people who are going to lose their jobs.
Phones 4U was a good operation; the trouble was it was burdened with massive debt by its owner BC Capital who decided to pay itself a £220m dividend last year to get some of the decidedly toppy £1.5bn it paid to buy the business from founder John Caudwell.
But that’s what PE companies do. You lose some and you win a few (hopefully more, obviously).
Vodafone and EE have behaved like the ultimate corporate assholes. Customers should go somewhere else. Their agencies should resign the accounts forthwith – but they won’t, of course.
BC comes into the a/h category too, of course.
Update 17/8/14
Professor Andre Spicer from Cass Business School adds:
Vodafone and EE have come out as winners. They have eliminated a competitor in retail, gained some plum locations and paid very little in the process. It is unlikely consumers will abandon them as many are locked into contracts and can’t be bothered to change providers when their contracts come up. BC Partners also came away with a 30 per cent profit on their investment. The main losers were investors who bought bonds in the company and employees – the great majority of whom will find themselves out of a job.
The big question government and investors are asking now is whether management of Phones 4U was negligent. The business carried huge supplier risks. It was like a shop only selling three products. If one supplier pulled the plug, you would be left with bare shelves. They clearly down played the risk of losing a critical asset – their relationship with the networks. If this went sour, the whole business would sour too.
BC Partners realised this – that is why they effectively got out of the business in September. Phones 4U had few ways it could decrease this risk. There were no alternative suppliers to turned to. The only real options were to bend over backwards to keep the phone networks happy or to diversify their product range so they were less dependent on selling network access. It seems they did neither.
In the final analysis the risks were carried by employees and bond investors, while the rewards were reaped by private equity and the phone networks. This is typical of many companies in the UK economy where a combination of financiers and big corporations which dominate an industry get the rewards while employees and everyday investors are shouldered with the losses. The case is likely to re-ignite debate about the role of private equity in the economy and lack of competition in many industries like telecommunications.