Cruz sisters’ sexy film for Agent Provocateur shock

Agent Provocateur makes upscale sexy lingerie but now it seems to be going more sexy, if not, necessarily, upscale.

It’s signed Penelope Cruz to write and direct a new film plugging L’Agent, a line designed by her and sister Monica.

And the rather wonderful Penny (who doesn’t appear although Monica makes a fleeting appearance) gives it both barrels.

Mr Cruz, Javier Bardem, gets wheeled in at the end to bring actor Miguel Angel Silvestre back to humdrum reality. All it’s lacking is a sweaty Silvio Berlusconi loitering in the bushes.

It’s a complete load of old tosh of course with every cliche in the book. Don’t give up the day job just yet Penny.

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